Wyrd Mountain Gals

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain - Day 1 October 15 2020

Seasonal Tales - Day 1 October 15th 2020
 
The gals are telling tales about the little cottage on Wyrd Mountain.
Enjoy!
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Ghost in My House-Written & Produced by SunSlice Records
 
 

Tiz The Season (For Ghost Stories And Apple Magic)

Tis the Season (for Ghost Stories & Apple Magic)
Byron & Alicia talk about...you guessed it...all things apple.  Along the way they tell a few ghost stories, with a few more coming in the next episode.  A tasty seasonal offering from the Wyrd Gals..
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Food Stories & Porn Is Our Skillset

Food, Porn, & Stories is Our SkillsetSunday, October 3
The gals have a civilized conversation about nut busting...(walnuts & pecans of course) & collared green soda...which leads to more brainstorming product ideas. Along the way we hear about Byron's trouble in the garden, winter crops, their thoughts on code-switching & how much they love okra. Alicia declares that watching apples dry into faces is better than watching the damned news lately.. They must have been hungry!
Book Reccomendations:Amber Shehan Artisanal Small-Batch Brewing: Easy Homemade Wines, Beers, Meads and Ciders
Chris SmithThe Whole Okra: A Seed to Stem Celebrationnby Chris Smith and Michael W. Twitty | Jun 10, 2019
#JustGoEatSomething!#blackwalnutpoundcake#kalewine#digitalwitchery#WyrdMountainGals
 
 
 

Desk Clerks Are Heartless - Porno Edition

Desk clerks are heartless - porno edition
The gals talk about their travels & experiences with hotel life. Byron tells about the time she  "went full on Appalachian" at a hotel in Ohio, which prompts Alicia to start spilling the beans   about what really goes on behind the scenes...
Along the way. Byron apologize to Asheville hookers from the 80's, Alicia tells even more   juicy tales, & we learn about the erotic tour of  Asheville...
Obiviously yall, this episode is NSFW.  Don't even  think about listening if you get offended easily...
For the rest of yall....enjoy!
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Sampler Platter

Sampler Platter
We're bringing back some requested stories this week. There's highfalutin ideas, stories of spirits, granny porn, & more...wait, what???
Come sit on the porch & laugh with us for a while..
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Groundhog Energy

Groundhog Energy
The gals have (finally!) admitted to having a "little attitude" sometimes. hahaha...
Along the way they talked about books, webcams, & newly renamed Cowgirl candy, as well as remembering a song from the Ronco Record era that might surprise you...
 
Books:
The Gabriel Hounds by Mary Steward https://marystewartreading.wordpress.com/books/the-gabriel-hounds/
Dune books 1-5 by Frank Herbert
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)
https://youtu.be/DZF9rsgKZHw
 
The Lord's Prayer
1973 Sister Janet Mead
 
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Guiness Cake and Gin Shakes

Well the gals are at it again & ideas are flying everywhere. There's talk of new products to peddle, advice for the winter, & somewhere along the way they create an inadvertent playlist...
 
Drinks-Writer's Tears Whiskey & Lady Grey Tea
#AnotherLongOne#SomebodyStopUs!
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Somebody Needs A Nap

In this episode, Byron declares that it's been a rough week, even though it's only Wednesday..
Heat, daily storms,  Covid, and staying home too much is dragging them down! There's talk of green beans & road trips--maybe even a visit to the local porn shops…(yes, porn not pawn!)..
The gals want to know how you are doing, and what crafts are you working on?
 
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Porch misidentified offering--
"Hard Times"
written by
Gillian Welch & Dave RawlingsThere was a camp town man, used to plow and singAnd he loved that mule and the mule loved himWhen the day got long as it does about nowI'd hear him singing to his muley-cowCalling, "Come on my sweet old girl, and I'd bet the whole damn worldThat we're gonna make it yet to the end of the row"Singing "hard times ain't gonna rule my mindHard times ain't gonna rule my mind, BessieHard times ain't gonna rule my mind no more"Said it's a mean old world, heavy in need.That big machine is just picking up speedThey were supping on tears, they were supping on wineWe all get to heaven in our own sweet timeSo come all you Asheville boys and turn up your old-time noiseAnd kick 'til the dust comes up from the cracks in the floorSinging, hard times ain't gonna rule my mind, brotherHard times ain't gonna rule my mindHard times ain't gonna rule my mind no moreBut the camp town man, he doesn't plow no moreI seen him walking down to the cigarette storeGuess he lost that knack and he forgot that songWoke up one morning and the mule was goneSo come on, you ragtime kings, and come on, you dogs, and singAnd pick up the dusty old horn and give it a blowPlaying, hard times ain't gonna rule my mind, honeyHard times ain't gonna rule my mind, sugarHard times ain't gonna rule my mind no more

Hot As All Get Out-Part 2

Hot As All Get Out-Part 2
Coming Sunday August 16, 2020
Well, they are still going on about the groundhog. (It appears his days are numbered). Byron is almost finished "canning everything in the world". The harvest is coming in, magical oil is being put up, and neither gal is shy about their opinion on the state of today's world.. There's talk of bees and chickens.
PS-Do you know your state's official toast?.
 
Find A Grave
 
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Hot As All Get Out-Part 1

Hot As All Get Out-Part 1
Dog Days are here & the gals are just about over.....well...they're just about over most everything these days.  It's a long episode, to go along with the long days of unrelenting heat, then rain, then heat, then some more rain.  At least Alicia is happy about the good mushroom crop this year, in spite of losing her temper earlier in the week (gasp!)  Byron is pushing on & the tales are flyiing in this longer than usual episode.
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