Wyrd Mountain Gals

Farm Dreams & Powdered Food
 
Byron is keeping farmer's hours & dreaming of the day she'll have a big old farm to take care of. True to form, she's already got a plan--she's going to use "woofers" to help with the labor. ....Woofers?
 
The gals talk about Tower Time & some of the things you can do to help. Alicia declares that her generation had the best music...
 
And food...always food...
 
#Jello molds
#Nestea
#Southern tea
#Jello-123
#General Foods International Coffee
#WyrdMountain
#breakingbeans
#OldVoices
#CodeSwitching
#DigitalWitchery
 
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Wyrd Mountain GalsThe Customer Is Always Right
Well, Byron hasn't kicked anything, tripped on anything, or "blessed anybody out" so far today  (it's still early though). Alicia recounts her latest customer service nightmare & declares  "I know what I'm doing with this customer service crap".  Does she really?  You decide...
Great Question from Eric Sellers-Spectre Detectors Paranormal Investigations.  Thanks!
 
 
 

Ringing in the Solstice (Hark the Herald Wyrd Gals Sing)Sunday, December 6, 2020 8pm EST
The turkey is gone, food is stocked in the freezer, & Byron has "shot her wad"..the gals are done in but ready to take on the Solstice..
Conversational highlights are: Raw chicken sushiBrain wormsSouthern accents Old words & sayings on this show (how many do YOU remember?:EffluviaTrollop  (Would you like a dollop of trollop with that?)ConcubineDamn the bar Sh*t fire and save matchesBusier than a one-armed paper hangerSweating like a whore in churchDadjim itDagnabitDadgumRuirtnt (sp?)Spoilt"He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer""He ain't the brightes bulb on the porch""He ain't the sharpest tool in the box""He ain't the brightest color in the crayon box"Dumb as a box of rocksCould break an anvil with a hammnerMean as a striped-ass snake
Bill Withers https://youtu.be/T0bAUY6WzAw
 
 

That's A Wrap
The gals finish their conversation  about life, the world, & everything in it.  Technology worth having,  childhood fears, some really gross physical events (cause you know...life) , & finally, looking  forward to the new year & what that means to a couple of Pagan Appalachian Mountain Gals...
"Your guts are just not supposed to come out" ~Byron Ballard
*Trigger warning* physical "events"  with icky consequences and so much more to be triggered by.  Just don't listen if you're sensitive, OK?  .  
#ThatsAWrap#Samhain#WyrdMountainGals#DigitalWitchery
 
 

The Best One YetNovember 22, 2028 PM EST
The gals have a quick chat about… Well the usual… Food, porn, product ideas. Byron promises a future story of a ruined family Thanksgiving and Alicia (who was full of piss & vinegar that day) tells tales about a former coworker's big screwup at the country club. In the process, the gals come up with the best product idea yet. Can y'all guess which one it is?  Whew!
#HonestDatingSite#ManBabyManHater#SearsHomes#WyrdMountain#DigitalWitchery

Confession TimeNovember 15, 2020  8pm
We find out that Byron slep till 10am (gasp!) & that Alicia has the "most Methodist yard in the neighborhood".  The usual wyrd-ness ensues as the gals talk about everything from toe cleavage (what?) to new product ideas...
PS-yes, food too
#PornCobPipe#toecleavage#WyrdMountain#DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Everybody Just Have Some Oreos....& Calm Down...
The gals declare that they are plumb worn out from all this election nonsense & recall a time when elections were treated differently...
#WyrdMountainGals#ElectionNonsense#OreosAndCabanaBoys
#DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales From Wyrd Mountain October 31, 2020 
The gals recall vintage Halloween hijinx, not all of them easy to hear about...
*Trigger warning-suicide
"There's a Ghost in My House" written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records
#WyrdMountain#AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason#DrunkenHousewives#HauntedHouse#PinkLadyDigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain-Day 16October 30, 2020
Happy Halloween times are remembered--handmade costumes, Gloria (Dracula's sister), TP'ing houses & flaming bags of poo at the door-not just an urban legend!  The gals declare themselves "rubes"...
"There's a Ghost In My House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records
#WyrdMountain#AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeaon#GimmeCandy#DigitalWitchery
 

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain
October 29, 2020 
 
Remembering childhood Halloween wyrdness, cheesy costumes, candy greed & halloween hotdogs...
 
"There's a Ghost In My House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records
 
 
#WyrdMountain
#AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeaon
#GimmeCandy
#DigitalWitchery