Wyrd Mountain Gals

Listening to the Murder and Sleeping on the Porch

Listening to the Murder - Sleeping on the PorchEpisode Airs Sunday 3-6-22 7pm EST
The gals are hanging out at the cottage & talking about all sorts of things.  They almost get out of hand a coupe of times, but stop just shy of saying something they might regret.  We hope you enjoy this episode...
Andrews Airport:  https://airnav.com/airport/KRHP
Spontaneous Human Combustion - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
https://www.britannica.com/event/assassination-of-John-F-Kennedy/Conspiracy-theories
Stevie Nicks - https://www.etonline.com/stevie-nicks-history-with-witchcraft-rhiannon-to-ahs-apocalypse-110434https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2022-03-02/russia-ukraine-invasion-vladimir-putin-stevie-nicks
Prayer to St Michael"Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen."
Pysanka - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pysanka#:~:text=A%20pysanka%20(Ukrainian%3A%20%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B0%2C,written%20(inscribed)%20with%20beeswax.
https://destinations.com.ua/travel/authentic-ukraine/45-motanka-traditional-ukrainian-doll
https://www.google.com/search?q=scrapple&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=scrapple&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i433i512j0i20i263i512j0i512j46i512j0i457i512j0i512l4.4529j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
 
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Fast Cars and Classic Country - Recap Edition

A recapped episode in which Byron declares that today's country music singers haven't suffered enough...
We hope you enjoy this look back to a time that seems so far away....but it was only 2 years ago. 
 
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You ARE The Altar -Part 2

You ARE the Altar - Part 2Episode Airs Sunday Feb 20 @ 7pm EST
Alicia's in a pickle in one of her FB groups.  The gals talk about her situation & it leads to talk about what Appalachian folk magic really is.  Byron realizes dowsing can be done by using her hands.
Other topics include: blood magickids games that have historical beginningsdo pendulums respond to personal physiology? 
Quote:  "Sometimes you need to stop reading & start practicing"
Question--have you ever done anything (as a kid) that would be considered totally inappropriate today?  
Another quote:  "We let the perfect be the enemy of the pretty good"
Chief Pontiac on the Hillhttps://wlos.com/news/local/goodbye-chief-pontiac-iconic-statue-removed-from-harrys-on-the-hill
828 Pizzahttps://www.828pizzeria.com/
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You ARE The Altar - Part 1

You ARE the Altar - Part 1
Wyrd Mountain GalsEpisode Airs 02-13-22 7pm EST
The gals delve into some important subjects:  grounding, shielding, dreams, forming habits, etc.  Various stories are told...
Quote-"you look out, those bears will steal your damn car"
"It can take anywhere from 18 to 254 days for a person to form a new habit and an average of 66 days for a new behavior to become automatic.Oct 24, 2019"https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/set-boundaries
 
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Groundhogs Are Not Good Prognosticators

Groundhogs Aren't Good Prognosticators 
Byron doesnt think groundhogs are good weather predicters.  Alicia's studying biphasic sleeping. They discuss going out (fully vaccinated & masked) & manage to string together everything but the subject they were going to talk about in this unhurried episodel
Voice to texthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_recognition
bi·pha·sic/bīˈfāzik/Learn to pronouncehaving two phases."the patient's biphasic recovery curve"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep
Book Signs, Cures and Witchery - Gerald C. Milneshttps://youtu.be/NwaUcSRsQPQhttps://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/1801582.Signs_Cures_and_Witchery
Gillian Welch & Dave Rawlingshttps://youtu.be/WR1BUVFToSE
Old Crow Medicine Showhttps://youtu.be/ug7IgB8MfWE
Doc Watsonhttps://youtu.be/Z7iMBBmFlrs
Alicia's Tshirts:
c:DOSC:DOS/RUNRUN/DOS/RUN
Nobody Reads My Blog
I am your webmasterSubmit
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Death Disgust and Blue Emu

The Wyrd Mountain Gal Show with Byron and AliciaDeath, Disgust, & Blu EmuEpisode Airs Sunday 1-30-227pm EST
When asked how she's doing, Byron replied "I'm just about getting by with prayer & wine'.  Did you know she will eat Velveeta before paying $500 lb for fine Stilton....although she does like a good Stilton...  They start out reminiscing about old Asheville, the black business district, the restaurants, & the music & meander through a few more topics before demonstrating the fabled Appalachian Goodbye".  
***Trigger Warning-many gross subjects here, also, lots of death, adult subjects, porno, etc.  The usual madness for some, but if you're squeamish or catch the vapors easily you should not listen to any of it!  Seriously, you'd be much better off somewhere else.***
The Death Midwife - https://deathmidwife.org/classes-1-1
Free Planet Radio:  Chris Rosser, Eliot Wadopian (deceased) and River Guerguerian.. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdvR1-_hS0IdsWWlK6iYeuPRLAU3MpVze
The Who - My Generation https://youtu.be/qN5zw04WxCcBeatles - When I'm 64   https://youtu.be/OTgbWmaxu5sIf I Only Had a Brain - Video and Lyrics - https://youtu.be/wg66kwRnOpwChicago - Dialogue (Pt. I & Pt. II)   https://youtu.be/aJWXkdRO2Sc
"Do not tempt the Lord thy God"  https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/6-16.htm
Swollen testicles reference - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Minaj#COVID-19_vaccine_tweets
2 Girls 1 cup - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup
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Rewind - Mushrooms and Onion Set - The Gross Episode

Rewind - Mushrooms and Onion Sets - The Gross EpisodeEpisode Airs Sunday, - 1-23-21 7pm EST-Byron & Alicia wax loquacious about the weather & the old way of forecasting by the signs.   They're gals in good form in this 1 hour episode. They've come up with a new term--"intuitive" podcasting, Byron discovers Clabber Girl baking soda & Alicia is gaga for the upcoming mushroom season.
They both want to know about the rudest/most insulting thing someone ever said to their listeners & start it off by sharing their own stories..
Did you know-->"It smells like early spring, which starts Feb 1st and it doesnt look like chicks and bunnies".
Trigger Warning-some gross things, a weird mention of squirrel genitalia & paddling in school is discussed.....but honestly....if you listen to us regularly you're probably used to it by now.... #WyrdMountainGals#MoreOnionSets#Spring2022#Mushrooms2022#Mugwort#Paddled#MushroomGirl#DigitalWitchery

It Happens To All of Us - Wyrd Mountain Gals

It Happens to All of UsEpisode Airs Sunday 1-16-22  7pm EST
The gals remark on the somber subject of grief & grieving.  
23rd psalmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_23
DOLLY PARTON - AMAZING GRACE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-MyGsLl9A
Tennessee Ernie Ford - Rock Of Ages (Live)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLGzgNtQHnc
Byron wants to find a group of keening women for her funeralKeening: The Irish Funeral Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIETK47YN0M
Alicia wants 2 songs played when she dies: Elton John  Skyline Pigeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRFGgr4XIos
Old Crow Medicine Show   We're All In This Together   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TXNSipWUiE
Hallowed Homecoming - https://www.facebook.com/events/prince-william-forest-park/2018-hallowed-homecoming-a-samhain-retreat/1641958825896751/
What is a Facebook Legacy account?  https://www.facebook.com/help/1568013990080948
Choose a Legacy Contact   https://www.facebook.com/help/991335594313139
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This Isn’t Really Funny - Why Are You Laughing?

This Isn't Really Funny - Why Are You  Laughing?
Episode Airs Sunday, 1-9-22  7pm EST
The gals start out fiesty & end up fiesty  in this episode, chatting about everything  from gambling to feral humans to Jan. 6th.  It's all riled up chatter till  Catdog invades with a mellow vibe.   
Movie:  Winter's Bone -  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399683/
Movie:  Gummo -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummo
NC Klan info:   https://www.ncpedia.org/ku-klux-klan
Eric Rudolph -  https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous- cases/eric-rudolph
Feral humans in the Smoky Mountains? https://www.thesmokies.com/feral-humans- smoky-mountains/
The Mysterious Lives of Appalachian  Hermits -  https://theoffingmag.com/enumerate/the- mysterious-lives-of-appalachian-hermits/
https://www.yelp.com/biz/enterprise-rent- a-car-hendersonville
What is a tip board?- https://columbiasalesinc.com/understanding -tip-boards/novelty-games-definitions- instructions/
Dish towel pyramid letter -  http://www.silcom.com/~barnowl/chain- letter/archive/xe1989- 07_dishtowel_s1n2q6.htm
Elvis in Asheville - BURNING LOVE: FORTY  YEARS AFTER ELVIS ROCKED ASHEVILLE, THE  CITY’S STILL ALL SHOOK UP ABOUT IT -  https://wncmagazine.com/burning-love
Abhor Rent - https://youtu.be/H_IxT2ei9gU
Trump boasted that the crowd for his  speech on Jan. 6 was so big it was a  'sacred number,' -  https://www.businessinsider.com/trump- claims-sacred-number-attended-jan-6-maga- speech-dc-2022-1
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I’m An Arther Now...and a Pisces! Wyrd Mountain Gals

I'm an Arther Now...and a Pisces!Episode Airs Sunday 1-2-22  7pm EST
Byron's making fire cider & talks about  her covid adventure. Alicia's making suet.  
They decided that people are:stupid carelessentitledfilled with kindnessdoing good worksmaking the world a better placedriving like lunatics
Referred to:Shang Chi & the Legend of the Gold Rings - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L8R3qBtqnk&vl=en
Die Hard - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hard
Parks Convenience - https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/kims-convenience
Hot Fuzz - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/
Don't Look Uphttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt11286314/
R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY
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